• ▲: hey.
• ▼: hii.
• ▼: well thii2 ii2 iintere2tiing.
• ▲: 0h. past me.
• ▲: sweet.
• ▲: what timeline are y0u 0n?
• ▼: another random doomed one.
• ▼: what el2e?
• ▼: do you even really need to a2k?
• ▲: i guess i d0n't. 0h well.
• ▼: 2o ii'm gue22iing you're a dead me 2iince you're typiing liike that.
• ▲: n0pe.
• ▲: i'm still very much alive.
• ▼: oh no, waiit.
• ▼: let me gue22.
• ▼: oh really.
• ▼: a certiian faygo driinkiing clown went crazy and everyone ii2 goiing two diie.
• ▲: that's pretty much what happened, yes.
• ▲: uhh, let me see...
• ▲: wait, that d0esn't make sense n0w.
• ▲: i mean, there's s0me still alive, and s0me aren't. because they're dead.
• ▲: if that wasn't blatantly 0bvi0us.
• ▼: what2 goiing on iin your tiimeliine?
• ▼: iit wa2.
• ▼: at thii2 poiint iim thiinkiing of ju2t hackiing the tiime2tream and preventiing KK from usiing that code.
• ▲: well, i'm al0ne with karkat, terezi and kanaya.
• ▲: we're just waiting f0r the w0rst, i guess..
• ▲: every0ne else is dead, except f0r gamzee.
• ▼: everyone?
• ▼: wow, you guy2 are 2crewed.
• ▲: pretty much.
• ▲: did y0u kn0w feferi's g0ggles are pretty c0mf0rtable?
• ▼: chance2 of 2urviival?
• ▼: calculated them yet?
• ▲: 0 to a billi0n.
• ▲: 0kay n0 i haven't calculated shit, but that's 0k.
• ▼: ii diid not know that, and ii don't thiink ii ever wiill.
• ▼: wow, you 2ound liike aradiia.
• ▼: ju2t sayiing.
• ▲: aradia?
• ▲: i haven't seen her in a while. i w0nder h0w she is.
• ▲: well, i haven't seen any0ne else lately.
• ▲: i sh0uld pr0bably st0p saying that.
• ▲: hey, me. enj0y y0ur eyes while they last.
• ▲: but the v0ices g0 away, so it's 0k.
• ▼: no voiice2 2ound2 pretty fuckiing niice.
• ▼: no eye2, not 2o much.
• ▼: what happened two them?
• ▲: yeah that's kind 0f why i'm wearing feferi's g0ggles.
• ▲: uh, well eridan t00k them 0ut instead 0f killing me.
• ▲: s0 basically, it's his fault.
• ▼: ii 2wear two 2ome kiind of hiigher power iim goiing to kiill that kiid one day.
• ▲: n0, n0. it's 0k.
• ▲: the v0ices are g0ne and i'm s0 calm right n0w.
• ▲: besides, he's dead n0w anyway.
• ▼: ii'm stiill goiing two kiill hiim for beiing the mo2t annoyiing a22hole who ever exii2ted.
• ▲: he's pretty 0k.
• ▲: g00d kismesis.
• ▼: you're fuckiing jokiing.
• ▼: not you two.
• ▼: another one or me, or u2, 2aiid we're kii2me2ii2e2.
• ▼: ii wiill not 2toop that low.
• ▲: y0u pr0bably will.
• ▲: it's unav0idable.
• ▼: he'2 a de2perate and iin2ufferable priick wiith nothiing better two do than plot the end of the world.
• ▼: there2 no way my hate can be a2 low as that.
• ▼: ii mean...
• ▼: really.
• ▼: plea2e tell me you're fuckiing wiith my head.
• ▲: i d0n't have much benefit fr0m d0ing that.
• ▲: i said that t00, y0u kn0w..
• ▲: i said my hate was c0mpletely plat0nic and n0thing w0uld ever happen.
• ▼: fuck.
• ▲: i w0uldn't w0rry.
• ▼: ii don't even want two be near hiim!
• ▼: ii2 that the feeliing you're 2uppo2ed two get?
• ▲: that's what makes the b0nd gr0w str0nger.
• ▼: thii2 ii2 completely fuckiing...
• ▲: calm down.
• ▼: there are 2o many thiing2 ii could be 2ayiing riight now two argue wiith thii2 "fate" and "de2tiiny" bullshiit.
• ▲: 0h. wh00ps. haha.
• ▼: but ii just can't come up wiith anythiing.
• ▲: it's 0k, you're fine. it's a g00d thing.
• ▼: what wa2 that?
• ▲: i missed an 0 because i was dumb. but it's fine.
• ▲: every thing is calm and there are n0 w0rries, until we all die.
• ▼: two be hone2t, we all fuck up. iit2 almo2t liike some iinexperiienced aliiens are tryiing two be u2 or 2omethiing.
• ▼: that'd be pretty fuckiing iimpo22iible though, 2o forget ii 2aiid iit.
• ▼: and fuck beiing calm!
• ▲: sure, 0k.
• ▼: iim freakiing the fuck out wor2e than kk.
• ▲: there's n0 calm atm0sphere but y0u have t0 pretend there is 0ne s0 y0u d0n't piss y0urself every sec0nd.
• ▲: and apparently kanaya is a rainb0w drinker. she t00k s0me bl00d fr0m me, but that's 0k.
• ▲: i was c00l with it.
• ▼: ... that ii2 completely skull fuckiing.
• ▼: but whatever.
• ▼: fiine iim tryiing your stupiid "0k" wiith iit shiit.
• ▼: let me 2ay thiis though.
• ▼: ii wiill never, ever, have a paiil wiith eriidan ampora.
• ▼: ever.
• ▲: haha.
• ▲: sure, whatever y0u say.
• ▲: just wait and see what happens.
• ▼: ...
• ▼: plea2e don't tell me ii actually fiill a paiil wiith that fuckiing p2ychopath.
• ▲: w0uld it help if i t0ld y0u he whines like a bitch.
• ▼: ...
• ▼: ii ju2t...
• ▼: fuck...
• ▼: now ii got that iimage iin my head.
• ▲: that's a g00d thing.
• ▲: means that it'll get blacker.
• ▲: man, i miss him s0rt 0f..
• ▼: iit actually get2 liike that?
• ▼: you hate them 2o much and hope they diie, but when they actually diie iit2 liike the world ended all over agaiin?
• ▲: basically. it means y0u've failed being kismesises, i guess.
• ▲: y0u sh0uld'nt let it get t00 far.
• ▲: but it's g00d while it lasts.
• ▼: okay, let2 say ii take all your black romance adviice.
• ▼: how would ii even know iif iit2 completely black?
• ▲: c0me 0n.
• ▲: this is eridan we're talking ab0ut here.
• ▲: he hates y0u.
• ▲: s0 that's a big step. and then he keeps b0thering y0u, right?
• ▲: that peeves y0u.
• ▲: just remember his c0nstant bitching and duel demanding.
• ▲: then 0h my g0d y0u kn0w what c0mes next.
• ▼: and you 2aiid he whiines liike a biitch, riight?
• ▲: yeah.
• ▲: just because he's a higher bl00d, d0esn't mean he's any better than a l0wer bl00d.
• ▼: fuckiing truth.
• ▼: 2o he'2 the biitch?
• ▲: y0u c0uld say that.
• ▼: that 2ound2 pretty fuckiing hiilariiou2.
• ▲: well, it's 0bvi0us just by l00king at him at first glance.
• ▼: true.
• ▲: feeling any better?
• ▼: yeah, ii gue22.
• ▼: 2tiill confu2ed as fuck, but whatever.
• ▲: you'll get used t0 it.
• ▲: anyway, i have t0 g0. karkat needs t0 speak t0 every0ne.
• ▲: but as 0dd as it s0unds, i liked talking t0 myself.
• ▼: ii got two go two.
• ▼: iit 2eem2 liike ii have 2ome thiing2 two do.
• ▼: iit wa2 enjoyable talkiing two 2omeone who actually has some kind of iintelliigence.
• ▲: haha. h0w flattering.
• ▼: ii can only 2ay iit about my2elf.
• ▼: have fun wiith kiiller gamzee.
• ▲: thanks f0r that. y0u t00.

Good roleplay, best Vriska.

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It’s an unwritten rule of Tumblr that if this appears on your dash, you have to reblog it.

And now it’s written.

And it is so.

Fuck you, Renn.

…This is going on the shipping playlist for tomorrow.

I was fucking singing this at work today, while doing markdowns.  I imagined the sparkles and everything.

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this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this now???

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